Oh well done. You just HAD to go looking for the next page, didn't you? And now look. It's RUINED.

The page you are looking for has never existed except in your sick little head. You put too much pressure on the HTML to be something it just CAN'T PRETEND TO BE ANYMORE! Something is wrong with you. SEEK HELP.

Please try the following:

  • Stop breathing, right now. That's MY air, damn you!
  • If you typed the page address in the Address bar, chances are you're a manipulative git.
  • You use your dick like a jackhammer. It HURTS, damn you. So for god's sake... STOP IT. Proper dick settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP). It won't help, but I love so much to watch you waste your time. Dance, little monkey, DANCE!
  • If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings. Yet again you try so pathetically to please me. Meanwhile I laugh throatily and eat all your corn chips (sprinkling the crumbs on your new sheets so the grease soaks in).
  • If you are currently weeping like a beaten little doggie, click the Tools menu, and use the webcam to take a picture of your miserable, snotting face. This I would love to see, and also show off to all your soon-to-be-former friends.
  • Click the suicide button to make the hurting stop.

    Email Fireball if you think I made a mistake taking away all your love. She won't fix the html just to please you, but she deserves a laugh. Be sure to include the photo of you crying. She'll love that.


    • Cannot find server or DNS Error
    That's what you GET for not waiting calmly for the next page.